officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

foodchewer:

if ur looking for me i’ll be in the trash

i swear i get uglier everyday

akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

spacebabenumber-25:

my-potato-has-47-assholes:

you have lOST YOUR PHOTOSHOP PRIVILEGES

I have become so immune that it took me a few minutes to figure out what is wrong with it

spacebabenumber-25:

my-potato-has-47-assholes:

you have lOST YOUR PHOTOSHOP PRIVILEGES

I have become so immune that it took me a few minutes to figure out what is wrong with it

harryhickey:

sadderdays:

garlic bread is fucking gross

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popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

  • Everyone: If you keep listening to your music so loudly you'll be deaf by the time you're 20
  • Me: What
ruinedchildhood:

When I see someone open a pack of gum

ruinedchildhood:

When I see someone open a pack of gum